Eat your heart out, Hal Jordan.
Well, I didn't say "guy," I typed it. But enough of that.
Don't let the skirt fool you. If you're an evil robot overlord, you better watch yourself, or you'll get torn in two.
It's called a tunic, dammit!!! How many times do I have to tell you people that?! I will take out my agression on this helpless Pol-Rob. RAWRRGGH!!!
Or cleaved down the middle like warm butter...
DeviantArt by Cinar.
Or you'll get your robot head karate-chopped off.
Bringing sexy back, one lethal backhand at a time.
DeviantArt by DocShaner.
So, lesson learned: never get on the wrong side of a man who wears a skirt.