I was aimlessly browsing the internet and trying to figure out (of all things) the "birthdays" of DC's superheroes. (I just found out that Nightwing's is March 20th, apparently.)
Anyway, I went to Google and typed in "Hal Jordan" and one of the autocomplete suggestions was "Hal Jordan for Congress." Well, lol, I'd buy that T-shirt and wear it. Wouldn't that be funny. Hey! They should make a whole line of "So-and-so for Congress/Public Office" T-Shirts. So then I clicked on the link to see what Hal's platform was.
Oh, wait. It's a real guy. Named Hal Jordan. Running for Congress.
http://www.haljordanforcongress.com/
Oh, and it gets better. He has a Twitter account.
Imagine how much fun I could have with this...
6 comments:
Is he with the Green party?
Get it?
Haw haw haw! I kill me!
Well, Hal couldn't be any worse than some of the other congressmen we've had...
If that guy is Green Lantern, I'm voting for Sinestro.
I literally lol'd at your comment, Bubba. Bad jokes FTW!
I never did get to find out when Hal's birthday is. I got sidetracked daydreaming of snarky things to write in to "Hal Jordan's" Twitter account.
I think DC should hire someone to maintain Twitter accounts for their heroes. I mean, imagine what fun it would be to read Guy Gardner's tweets...
Tom, of course Hal's a republican, but wouldn't that make Sinestro a libertarian?
It would be funny if someone Twittered to the account as Oliver Queen, arguing against the candidate's positions.
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