I was aimlessly browsing the internet and trying to figure out (of all things) the "birthdays" of DC's superheroes. (I just found out that Nightwing's is March 20th, apparently.)
Anyway, I went to Google and typed in "Hal Jordan" and one of the autocomplete suggestions was "Hal Jordan for Congress." Well, lol, I'd buy that T-shirt and wear it. Wouldn't that be funny. Hey! They should make a whole line of "So-and-so for Congress/Public Office" T-Shirts. So then I clicked on the link to see what Hal's platform was.
Oh, wait. It's a real guy. Named Hal Jordan. Running for Congress.
Oh, and it gets better. He has a Twitter account.
Imagine how much fun I could have with this...