I was aimlessly browsing the internet and trying to figure out (of all things) the "birthdays" of DC's superheroes. (I just found out that Nightwing's is March 20th, apparently.)
Anyway, I went to Google and typed in "Hal Jordan" and one of the autocomplete suggestions was "Hal Jordan for Congress." Well, lol, I'd buy that T-shirt and wear it. Wouldn't that be funny. Hey! They should make a whole line of "So-and-so for Congress/Public Office" T-Shirts. So then I clicked on the link to see what Hal's platform was.
Oh, wait. It's a real guy. Named Hal Jordan. Running for Congress.
http://www.haljordanforcongress.com/
Oh, and it gets better. He has a Twitter account.
Imagine how much fun I could have with this...
Is he with the Green party?
ReplyDeleteGet it?
Haw haw haw! I kill me!
Well, Hal couldn't be any worse than some of the other congressmen we've had...
ReplyDeleteIf that guy is Green Lantern, I'm voting for Sinestro.
ReplyDeleteI literally lol'd at your comment, Bubba. Bad jokes FTW!
ReplyDeleteI never did get to find out when Hal's birthday is. I got sidetracked daydreaming of snarky things to write in to "Hal Jordan's" Twitter account.
I think DC should hire someone to maintain Twitter accounts for their heroes. I mean, imagine what fun it would be to read Guy Gardner's tweets...
Tom, of course Hal's a republican, but wouldn't that make Sinestro a libertarian?
ReplyDeleteIt would be funny if someone Twittered to the account as Oliver Queen, arguing against the candidate's positions.
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